Why I want to meet David Sedaris
To shake his hand and have him tell me about his day. I’ll write it down, write a book, and make millions!
sarah!
meeting 11 people,doing 30 things,
going 5 places
What sarah! has done in 2008
Recent stories by and about sarah!
Why I want to meet Adolf Hitler
I’d like to see if shit actually flies out of his mouth when he talks. Or if his ass makes all the noise.
Why I want to meet Angelina Jolie
I want to meet her when she’s pregnant, cuz she’s so unbelievably fucking hot when she’s pregnant (watch the end of ‘Taking Lives’...oh.yeah.)
